Joy Quotes

"If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging."

- Alan Bennett

"If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: 'I'm cheap!"

- Delta Burke

"I appreciate the misunderstanding I have had with nature over my perennial border. I think it is a flower garden; she thinks it is a meadow lacking grass, and tries to correct the error."

- Sara Bonnett Stein

"If you really screw up, send roses."

- Letitia Baldrige

"Say it with flower pots!"

- P. G. Wodehouse

"I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial."

- Bert Williams

"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."

- Doug Larson

"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!"

- Robin Williams

"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up."

- Ray Romano

"Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantsless when your baby walks around pantsless."

- Tina Fey

"I have restraints and Ativan, and I'm not afraid to use them."

- Deborah Barnes, RN

"Profound joy of the heart is like a magnet that indicates the path of life."

- Mother Teresa

"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."

- George Santayana

"How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema."

- Warren Beatty

"If you do your work with joy, you can bring many souls to God. Joy is prayer, a sign of our generosity, evident in our eyes, our faces, our actions."

- Mother Teresa

"Let your joy be in your journey - not in some distant goal."

- Tim Cook

"Stuart needs 'space' and 'time,' as if this were physics and not a human relationship."

- Kathryn Stockett

"I like my relationships like I like my eggs —over easy."

- Jarod Kintz

"Ever bike? Now that's something that makes life worth living!...Oh, to just grip your handlebars and lay down to it, and go ripping and tearing through streets and road, over railroad tracks and bridges, threading crowds, avoiding collisions, at twenty miles or more an hour, and wondering all the time when you're going to smash up. Well, now, that's something! And then go home again after three hours of it...and then to think that tomorrow I can do it all over again!"

- Jack London

"There is nothing, absolutely nothing, quite so worthwhile as simply messing about on bicycles."

- Tom Kunich

"Every time you miss your childhood, ride on a bicycle!"

- Mehmet Murat ildan

"You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate."

- Duke Snider

"Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding."

- Mickey Rivers

"Make love to trees. Make love to food. Make love to air. Make love to life."

- Chel, Evoking Joy

"Christmas is more than just December 25th. It's a season of happiness, love, and anticipation… if you haven't started celebrating yet, you're LATE!"

- Olivia Danchik

"The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing others' loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

"There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror."

- Orson Welles

"Later in the winter I'd tire of the snow, but Christmas snow was different."

- Marie Landry

"If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be research."

- Albert Einstein