I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

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"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

- Henry Youngman

Love

""You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.""

- Henry Youngman

Love

"What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money."

- Henry Youngman

Awareness

"A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police."

- Henry Youngman

Adversity

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle!"

- Henry Youngman

Family

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy