Henry Youngman

"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

- Henry Youngman

""You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.""

- Henry Youngman

"What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money."

- Henry Youngman

"A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police."

- Henry Youngman

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle!"

- Henry Youngman

"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange."

- Henry Youngman