A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.

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"You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

- Henry Youngman

Love

""You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.""

- Henry Youngman

Love

"What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money."

- Henry Youngman

Awareness

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle!"

- Henry Youngman

Family

"I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange."

- Henry Youngman

Joy

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

Adversity

"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

- Epicurus

Adversity

"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Adversity

"The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that’s where it’s at."

- Jesse Owens

Adversity

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

- Frederick Douglass

Adversity