Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

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"“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”"

- Andy Borowitz

Happiness

"Just once on Father's Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking."

- Andy Borowitz

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

Joy

"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

Joy

"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

Joy

"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

Joy

"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

Joy