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Andy Borowitz

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Quotes by Andy Borowitz

"“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”"

- Andy Borowitz

Happiness

"Just once on Father's Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking."

- Andy Borowitz

Family

"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."

- Andy Borowitz

Joy