Family Quotes

"The family is one of nature6s masterpieces."

- George Santayana

"Family is not an important thing. It6s everything."

- Michael J. Fox

"Families are like fudge 3 mostly sweet with a few nuts."

- Les Dawson

"Life is beautiful. It6s about giving. It6s about family."

- Walt Disney

"It didn6t matter how big our house was; it mattered that there was love in it."

- Peter Buffett

"It6s all about the quality of life and finding a happy balance between work and friends and family."

- Philip Green

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you6re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone6s feelings"

- David Sedaris

"A 2-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don6t have a top for it."

- Jerry Seinfeld

"I grew up with six brothers. That6s how I learned to dance 3 waiting for the bathroom."

- Bob Hope

"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it6s a mere formality. It doesn6t matter if you answer yes or no. You6re going to get it anyway."

- Erma Bombeck

"My dear young cousin, if there6s one thing I6ve learned over the eons, it6s that you can6t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it."

- Rick Riordan

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She6s 97 now, and we don6t know where the heck she is."

- Ellen DeGeneres

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn6t afford. Then I want to move in with them."

- Phyllis Diller

"As a child my family6s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

- Buddy Hackett

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we6re related for better or for worse ... and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."

- Rick Riordan

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one6s own relations."

- Oscar Wilde

"You don6t choose your family. They are God6s gift to you, as you are to them."

- Desmond Tutu

"There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues3 are created, strengthened and maintained."

- Winston Churchill

"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other6s life."

- Richard Bach

"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."

- Conan O'Brien

"Happy Birthday to the sister who made me who I am today... mostly through blackmail and sibling rivalry. Love you anyway!"

- Liudmila Evsegneeva

"The love and warmth of family make coming home the greatest joy."

- Brad Henry

"There's nothing like the embrace of family when you return home."

- George Cooper

"Mother-daughter disagreements were, in hindsight, basically mother stating the truth and daughter taking her own sweet time coming around."

- Barbara Delinsky

"I was born an only child in Vienna, Austria. My father found hours to sit by me by the library fire and tell fairy stories."

- Hedy Lamarr

"Life feels complete when you6re together with your family."

"Family ties mean that no matter how much you might want to run from your family, you can6t."

- Anonymous

"To my amazing mom/dad/grandparent, you are the strongest person I know. Wishing you a speedy recovery."

"The only thing better than having you as my sister is my children having you as their aunt."

"Family, the warmest welcome home you'll ever receive."

- Unknown