Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

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"There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?"

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Awareness

"It is our failure to become of perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique."

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Self-awareness

"Just found out that every Fourth of July, the British celebrate, ‘We Dodged a Bullet Day.’"

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Happiness

"The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality."

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Personal Growth

"It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It’s not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound reinvention."

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"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."

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"Family is what makes this season so special."

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