Family Quotes

"My parents are my backbone. Still are. They’re the only group that will support you if you score zero or you score 40."

- Kobe Bryant

"Life is beautiful. It’s about giving. It’s about family."

- Walt Disney

"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons."

- Johann Schiller

"Being a parent wasn't just about bearing a child. It was about bearing witness to its life."

- Jodi Picoult

"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."

- Ed Asner

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

- Dorothy Parker

"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender without a lid."

- Jerry Seinfeld

"Insanity is hereditary—you get it from your kids."

- Sam Levenson

"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."

- Erma Bombeck

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

- Calvin Trillin

"You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby."

- Jim Gaffigan

"The only things kids wear out faster than shoes are parents."

- John J. Plomp

"A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it."

- Jerry Seinfeld

"Family isn't defined only by last names or blood; it's defined by commitment and by love."

- Dave Willis

"Your blessings are called grandma and grandpa, dearest granddaughter."

"May your Sunday morning be graced with the beauty of creation, the comfort of faith, and the love of family and friends."

"The fondest memories are made when gathered around the table, new faces and all."

"Fostering isn't just about having a heart big enough to share, it's about weaving a tapestry of diverse threads into a family."

"We may not have seen you take your first steps, but we'll support every step you take."

"Our family is like a patchwork quilt. With kindness gently sewn, each piece is an original with beauty all its own."

"You don't have to give birth to someone to have a family. We are all family in the eyes of God."

"Children are like sponges; they soak up all your strength and leave stains on your furniture."

- Anonymous

"Sleep is like a unicorn—it doesn't exist if you have kids."

- Anonymous

"To be in your children's memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today—and also hide their chargers."

- Anonymous

"Becoming a foster parent is like getting a box of chocolates: unpredictable but always a sweet choice."

- Anonymous

"Foster parenting is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, but it's your choice to scream or enjoy the ride."

- Anonymous

"Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, and the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up."

- Anonymous

"Families are like fudge—mostly sweet with a few nuts."

- Anonymous

"Foster parenting: where 'normal' is just a setting on the dryer."

- Anonymous

"Foster care is not just about finding children for families, it's about finding families for children."

- Anonymous