"A single flower he sent me since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose, deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet one perfect rose."

- Dorothy Parker

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."

- Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

- Dorothy Parker

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

- Dorothy Parker

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

- Dorothy Parker