Woody Allen

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

- Woody Allen

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

- Woody Allen

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

- Woody Allen

"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work."

- Woody Allen

"If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative."

- Woody Allen

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering, and it’s all over much too soon."

- Woody Allen

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

- Woody Allen

"80% of Success is Showing Up."

- Woody Allen

"80% of Success is Showing Up"

- Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

- Woody Allen

"80% of success is showing up."

- Woody Allen

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

- Woody Allen

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

- Woody Allen

""You can live to be hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." ―Woody Allen"

- Woody Allen

""You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.""

- Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of life is just showing up."

- Woody Allen

"Showing up is 80 percent of life."

- Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

- Woody Allen

""I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.""

- Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

- Woody Allen