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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

- Woody Allen

Love

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me."

- Woody Allen

Happiness

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"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."

- Archer

Philosophy

"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."

- Paine

Philosophy

"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."

- Eric Sevareid

Philosophy

"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

- Theodor Seuss Geisel

Philosophy

"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."

- G.K. Chesterton

Philosophy