In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative."

- Woody Allen

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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering, and it’s all over much too soon."

- Woody Allen

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"Love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"The spell will be broken, the Beast will cease to exist, and I will become a prince once more, if she can learn to love and be loved in return."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Love is not about finding someone perfect, but about accepting their imperfections."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Love can break even the most powerful of curses."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Love is not a choice, but a force that binds souls together."

- Beauty and the Beast

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