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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

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"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

- Woody Allen

Love

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work."

- Woody Allen

Awareness

"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me."

- Woody Allen

Happiness

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"When you arise in the morning, think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love."

- Marcus Aurelius

Gratitude

"To get happier, try gratitude, giving back, savoring, encouraging your optimism, and celebrating progress."

- Jonathan Harnum

Gratitude

"Be thankful for everything that happens in your life; it’s all an experience."

- Roy T. Bennett

Gratitude

"Sometimes the little things in life mean the most."

- Ellen Hopkins

Gratitude

"The two words that will change your life are 'thank you'. Like a candle that can light a thousand more without shortening its own life, appreciation is a gift that, when given, can set the whole world aglow."

- Stacey Lee

Gratitude