There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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"If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"Too many people spend money they earned… to buy things they don’t want… to impress people that they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people that they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

- Will Rogers

Belief

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"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."

- Beauty and the Beast

Relationships

"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."

- Nick Cannon

Relationships

"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."

Relationships

"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."

- Donald E. Westlake

Relationships

"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."

- Lucille Ball

Relationships