Will Rogers

"If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world."

- Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they earned… to buy things they don’t want… to impress people that they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

"Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

- Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people that they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

- Will Rogers

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

- Will Rogers

"I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened."

- Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."

- Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

- Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."

- Will Rogers

""People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.""

- Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like."

- Will Rogers

"Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else."

- Will Rogers

""Hawaii is the only place I know where they lay flowers on you while you are alive.""

- Will Rogers

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

- Will Rogers

"The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer."

- Will Rogers

""The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.""

- Will Rogers

"Even if you’re on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”"

- Will Rogers

"Even if youre on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"

- Will Rogers

"We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

- Will Rogers

"Never let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

"Don’t wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait."

- Will Rogers

"People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing."

- Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

- Will Rogers

"There are many parking spots that offer a tempting way to succeed on the road to success."

- Will Rogers

"Don’t wait to buy real estate, buy real estate and wait."

- Will Rogers

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is."

- Will Rogers

"“Eventually, you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.”"

- Will Rogers

"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation."

- Will Rogers

"Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it."

- Will Rogers

"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."

- Will Rogers

""Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.""

- Will Rogers

""Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it." ―Will Rogers"

- Will Rogers

""I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.""

- Will Rogers

"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."

- Will Rogers

""The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.""

- Will Rogers

"Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

""Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.""

- Will Rogers

"It's hard to tell whether there are more guns or flowers at a gangster's funeral."

- Will Rogers

"Next time you think you are important, try ordering somebody else’s dog around."

- Will Rogers

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."

- Will Rogers

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

- Will Rogers

"Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

"Don’t let yesterday take too much of today"

- Will Rogers

"Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today."

- Will Rogers

"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

- Will Rogers

"When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction."

- Will Rogers

""Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.""

- Will Rogers

"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll just get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"Even if you're on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"The less you can read, the more you will be able to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It makes you ready for the real world of work. The more you know, the more someone owes it to you."

- Will Rogers

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

- Will Rogers

"“Always drink upstream from the herd.”"

- Will Rogers

"Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb."

- Will Rogers

"You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people."

- Will Rogers

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket."

- Will Rogers

""Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.""

- Will Rogers

"There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain’t a thing."

- Will Rogers

"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

"Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much of Today."

- Will Rogers

"“Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.”"

- Will Rogers

""When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.""

- Will Rogers

"Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it."

- Will Rogers

"If all politicians fished, instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world."

- Will Rogers

"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there"

- Will Rogers