It's hard to tell whether there are more guns or flowers at a gangster's funeral.

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"If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"Too many people spend money they earned… to buy things they don’t want… to impress people that they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people that they don’t like."

- Will Rogers

Awareness

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

- Will Rogers

Belief

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"Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today."

- Will Rogers

Reflection

"Life is like a sewer … what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

- Tom Lehrer

Reflection

"I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done."

- Lucille Ball

Reflection

"Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know."

- Pema Chodron

Reflection

"Happy Tuesday! It is a good day to reflect on the week so far and spread happiness."

Reflection