A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

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"It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes."

- Lucille Ball

Love

"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world."

- Lucille Ball

Love

"I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness, the astonishing light of your own being."

- Lucille Ball

Awareness

"It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy."

- Lucille Ball

Self-awareness

"I’ve never been interested in being invisible and erased."

- Lucille Ball

Courage

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"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."

- Beauty and the Beast

Relationships

"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."

- Nick Cannon

Relationships

"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."

Relationships

"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."

- Donald E. Westlake

Relationships

"It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office."

- Shirley MacLaine

Relationships