“I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts”
"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together."
- Ted
Love
"I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re ever given a second chance."
- Ted
Compassion
"You know what you do with tough cookies, don’t ya? Dip ‘em in milk."
- Ted
Compassion
"You know what I say about cats, babies and apologies…..gotta let ‘em come to you."
- Ted
Compassion
"It’s not about me. Never was."
- Ted
Self-awareness
"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."
- Beauty and the Beast
Relationships
"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."
- Nick Cannon
Relationships
"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."
Relationships
"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."
- Donald E. Westlake
Relationships
"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."
- Lucille Ball
Relationships