"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together."

- Ted

"I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re ever given a second chance."

- Ted

"You know what you do with tough cookies, don’t ya? Dip ‘em in milk."

- Ted

"It’s not about me. Never was."

- Ted

"I feel like I fell out of the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down and landed in a pool full of cash and sour patch kids"

- Ted