I feel like I fell out of the lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down and landed in a pool full of cash and sour patch kids

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"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together."

- Ted

Love

"I hope that either all of us or none of us are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re ever given a second chance."

- Ted

Compassion

"You know what you do with tough cookies, don’t ya? Dip ‘em in milk."

- Ted

Compassion

"You know what I say about cats, babies and apologies…..gotta let ‘em come to you."

- Ted

Compassion

"It’s not about me. Never was."

- Ted

Self-awareness

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"In loving someone as they are, we open ourselves to the possibility of true happiness."

- Beauty and the Beast

Happiness

"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

- W. P. Kinsella

Happiness

"You’re only one workout away from a good mood."

- Health Coach Maria Marlowe

Happiness

"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!"

- Kate Summers

Happiness

"Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."

- S. O’ Sade

Happiness