"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Steven Wright
Love
"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
- Steven Wright
Self-awareness
"Today’s challenges are tomorrow’s routines."
- Unknown
Adaptation
"Just like games, no matter how well you have things lined up in your life, there’s always something to keep you on your toes."
- Junichirou Kagami
Adaptation
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it."
- The Grinch
Adaptation
"Embrace each shift in your life like a dragonfly zips through a summer breeze"
Adaptation
"Like the dragonfly, adapt and conquer your skies with elegance and power"
Adaptation