In School, they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing.

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"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

- Steven Wright

Love

"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

- Steven Wright

Self-awareness

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"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."

- Vernon Sanders Law

Learning from Mistakes

"A man who has committed a mistake and doesn’t correct it is committing another mistake."

- Confucius Kongzi

Learning from Mistakes

"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way."

- Dale Carnegie

Learning from Mistakes

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."

- Albert Einstein

Learning from Mistakes

"Every defeat every heartbreak every loss contains its own seed, Its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time."

- Og Mandino

Learning from Mistakes