"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Steven Wright
Love
"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
- Steven Wright
Self-awareness
"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."
- Gary Vaynerchuk
Family
"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."
Family
"The best gift of all is the gift of family."
Family
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
- Marjorie Holmes
Family
"Family is what makes this season so special."
Family