"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Steven Wright
Love
"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
- Steven Wright
Self-awareness
"Hustle hard baby girl."
Motivation
"Stop snoozing your alarm."
Motivation
"Results on. Excuses off."
Motivation
"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."
- Arthur Ashe
Motivation
"Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you."
- Stephen Covey
Motivation