"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Steven Wright
Love
"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
- Steven Wright
Self-awareness
"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."
- Anne Lamott
Joy
"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."
Joy
"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."
Joy
"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"
Joy
"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."
- W. C. Jones
Joy