"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
- Steven Wright
Love
"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
Awareness
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"
- Steven Wright
Self-awareness
"It is remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent."
- Charlie Munger
Wisdom
"So be careful to live your life wisely, not foolishly."
Wisdom
"In old age is wisdom; understanding in a long life."
Wisdom
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases."
- Bridger Winegar
Wisdom
"Until the lion tells his side of the story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter."
- Zimbabwean Proverb
Wisdom