24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

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"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

- Steven Wright

Love

"Light travels quicker than sound. This is why people seem brighter than they actually are."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

- Steven Wright

Awareness

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

- Steven Wright

Self-awareness

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"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

- Coco Chanel

Originality

"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different."

- Coco Chanel

Originality

"Whatever you do, be different – that was the advice my mother gave me, and I can’t think of better advice for an entrepreneur. If you’re different, you will stand out."

- Anita Roddick

Originality

"If every tiny flower wanted to be a rose, spring would lose its loveliness."

- Therese of Lisieux

Originality

"There was no one near to confuse me, so I was forced to become original."

- Franz Joseph Haydn

Originality