“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.”
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
Awareness
"Beauty is not about physical perfection, but about authenticity and confidence."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"Beauty is found in the unique qualities that make us who we are."
- Beauty and the Beast
Self-awareness
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin
Self-awareness
"Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears."
- Laird Hamilton
Self-awareness
"True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less."
Self-awareness