“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
Awareness
"I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying."
- Rita Rudner
Self-awareness
"Love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart."
- Beauty and the Beast
Love
"The spell will be broken, the Beast will cease to exist, and I will become a prince once more, if she can learn to love and be loved in return."
- Beauty and the Beast
Love
"Love is not about finding someone perfect, but about accepting their imperfections."
- Beauty and the Beast
Love
"Love can break even the most powerful of curses."
- Beauty and the Beast
Love
"Love is not a choice, but a force that binds souls together."
- Beauty and the Beast
Love