I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"

- Rita Rudner

Awareness

"I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying."

- Rita Rudner

Self-awareness

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"Love sees not with the eyes, but with the heart."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"The spell will be broken, the Beast will cease to exist, and I will become a prince once more, if she can learn to love and be loved in return."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Love is not about finding someone perfect, but about accepting their imperfections."

- Beauty and the Beast

Love

"Love can break even the most powerful of curses."

- Beauty and the Beast

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"Love is not a choice, but a force that binds souls together."

- Beauty and the Beast

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