Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

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"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."

- Rita Rudner

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"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

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"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"

- Rita Rudner

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"Don’t look at your feet to see if you are doing it right. Just dance."

- Anne Lamott

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"Tuesdays are for chasing rainbows and dancing in the rain."

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"You have turned for me my mourning into dancing; you have loosed my sackcloth and clothed me with gladness."

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"Taste and see how good the Lord is! The one who takes refuge in him is truly happy!"

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"The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays."

- W. C. Jones

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