I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- Rita Rudner

Love

"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"

- Rita Rudner

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"What a wonderful time to be young! You have knowledge of many more things than we needed to have. It is my conviction that your generation is better and stronger than was ours — better in many ways! I have faith that you young men and young women can meet the world on its own terms and conquer it!"

- President Boyd K. Packer

Ambition

"Stay away from those people who try to disparage your ambitions. Small minds will always do that, but great minds will give you a feeling that you can become great too."

- Mark Twain

Ambition

"Don’t bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. Aim for the company of immortals."

- David Ogilvy

Ambition

"No one changes the world who isn’t obsessed."

- Billie Jean King

Ambition

"Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen."

- Michael Jordan

Ambition