“I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.”
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
Love
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
Awareness
"Hustle hard baby girl."
Motivation
"Stop snoozing your alarm."
Motivation
"Results on. Excuses off."
Motivation
"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."
- Arthur Ashe
Motivation
"Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you."
- Stephen Covey
Motivation