“Like shoveling the sidewalk before the snow stops falling, housework should be done while preschools are still growing up.”
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Balance
"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"Either you run the day or the day runs you."
- Jim Rohn
Time Management
"Relentlessly prune bullshit, don’t wait to do things that matter, and savor the time you have. That’s what you do when life is short."
- Paul Graham
Time Management
"Don’t count the days, make the days count."
- Muhammad Ali
Time Management
"Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
- Sam Levenson
Time Management
"It’s not about having time. It’s about making time."
- Unknown
Time Management