What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

- Phyllis Diller

Love

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."

- Phyllis Diller

Love

"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

- Phyllis Diller

Happiness

"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."

- Phyllis Diller

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"My cooking was so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."

- Phyllis Diller

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"There is beauty in the Beast, just as there is darkness in the most perfect human."

- Beauty and the Beast

Balance

"When you leave work on Friday, leave work. Don’t let technology follow you throughout your weekend (answering text messages and emails). Take a break. You will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break."

- Catherine Pulsifer

Balance

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."

- Albert Einstein

Balance

"Make your Tuesday as productive as possible, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey."

Balance

"You can’t always hold on to the things that are important. By letting them go we gain something else."

- Kunio Yaobi

Balance