"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Balance
"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."
- Vernon Sanders Law
Learning from Mistakes
"A man who has committed a mistake and doesn’t correct it is committing another mistake."
- Confucius Kongzi
Learning from Mistakes
"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way."
- Dale Carnegie
Learning from Mistakes
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
- Albert Einstein
Learning from Mistakes
"Every defeat every heartbreak every loss contains its own seed, Its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time."
- Og Mandino
Learning from Mistakes