"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Balance
"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"Be a positive energy trampoline—absorb what you need and rebound more back."
- Dave Carolan
Positivity
"Surround yourself with positive messages!"
Positivity
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
- Winnie the Pooh
Positivity
"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day."
- Dalai Lama
Positivity
"If you’re not positive energy, you’re negative energy."
- Mark Cuban
Positivity