"I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard."

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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

- Phyllis Diller

Love

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."

- Phyllis Diller

Love

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

- Phyllis Diller

Balance

"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

- Phyllis Diller

Happiness

"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."

- Phyllis Diller

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"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

- Joshua J. Marine

Adversity

"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it."

- Epicurus

Adversity

"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Adversity

"The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself—the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us—that’s where it’s at."

- Jesse Owens

Adversity

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

- Frederick Douglass

Adversity