“"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing."”
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Balance
"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"It is at the moment of death that humanity has value."
- Archer
Philosophy
"Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife."
- Paine
Philosophy
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we’re here for something else besides ourselves."
- Eric Sevareid
Philosophy
"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
Philosophy
"Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home."
- G.K. Chesterton
Philosophy