Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

- Phyllis Diller

Love

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."

- Phyllis Diller

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"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

- Phyllis Diller

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"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

- Phyllis Diller

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"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."

- Phyllis Diller

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"Love your family, work super hard, live your passion."

- Gary Vaynerchuk

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"Christmas is a time for family, for being together, for creating memories that last a lifetime."

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"The best gift of all is the gift of family."

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"At Christmas, all roads lead home."

- Marjorie Holmes

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"Family is what makes this season so special."

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