"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then, I want to move in with them."
- Phyllis Diller
Love
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Balance
"What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
- Phyllis Diller
Happiness
"Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together."
- Diane McLaren
Health
"Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart."
- Gene Tunney
Health
"Your health account, your bank account, they’re the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out."
- Jack LaLanne
Health
"Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you’ve got a kingdom."
- Jack LaLanne
Health
"To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise."
- Gene Tunney
Health