Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up."

- Ogden Nash

Love

"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."

- Ogden Nash

Awareness

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

- Ogden Nash

Awareness

""Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.""

- Ogden Nash

Relationships

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

- Ogden Nash

Relationships

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"Be a positive energy trampoline—absorb what you need and rebound more back."

- Dave Carolan

Positivity

"Surround yourself with positive messages!"

Positivity

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

- Winnie the Pooh

Positivity

"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day."

- Dalai Lama

Positivity

"If you’re not positive energy, you’re negative energy."

- Mark Cuban

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