“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up."
- Ogden Nash
Love
"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."
- Ogden Nash
Awareness
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
- Ogden Nash
Awareness
""Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.""
- Ogden Nash
Relationships
"If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work."
- Ogden Nash
Motivation
"We cannot control who we fall in love with, but we can choose how we treat them."
- Beauty and the Beast
Relationships
"I think it takes a strong man to be in a relationship with a strong woman. A lot of people hear the word ‘diva’ and think of it as a negative. I see it as a positive. I want somebody who knows what they want out of life and isn’t afraid to show it."
- Nick Cannon
Relationships
"It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s gathered around it."
Relationships
"As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same."
- Donald E. Westlake
Relationships
"A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright."
- Lucille Ball
Relationships