"When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off." ―Joan Rivers

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"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening."

- Joan Rivers

Awareness

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

- Joan Rivers

Awareness

"Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

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"Be a positive energy trampoline—absorb what you need and rebound more back."

- Dave Carolan

Positivity

"Surround yourself with positive messages!"

Positivity

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

- Winnie the Pooh

Positivity

"Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day."

- Dalai Lama

Positivity

"If you’re not positive energy, you’re negative energy."

- Mark Cuban

Positivity