"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

- Joan Rivers

"Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube."

- Joan Rivers

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

- Joan Rivers

"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive."

- Joan Rivers

"I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That’s the only reason she tolerated me."

- Joan Rivers