I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.

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"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube."

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"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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