I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

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"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive. Things are happening."

- Joan Rivers

Awareness

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

- Joan Rivers

Awareness

"Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive."

- Joan Rivers

Happiness

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"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty."

- Winston Churchill

Optimism

"Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence."

- Helen Keller

Optimism

"Opportunities don’t happen, you create them."

- Chris Grosser

Optimism

"You will soon feel as if nothing was done to you. The surgery will be fast and smooth. Good luck with your surgery!"

Optimism

"Teaching is the greatest act of optimism."

- Colleen Wilcox

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