Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

- Henny Youngman

Love

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

- Henny Youngman

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"“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”"

- Henny Youngman

Happiness

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

- Henny Youngman

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"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'"

- Henny Youngman

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"The spell will be broken, the Beast will cease to exist, and I will become a prince once more, if she can learn to love and be loved in return."

- Beauty and the Beast

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