“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

- Henny Youngman

Love

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

- Henny Youngman

Love

"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

- Henny Youngman

Balance

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

- Henny Youngman

Relationships

"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'"

- Henny Youngman

Motivation

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"In loving someone as they are, we open ourselves to the possibility of true happiness."

- Beauty and the Beast

Happiness

"Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get."

- W. P. Kinsella

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"You’re only one workout away from a good mood."

- Health Coach Maria Marlowe

Happiness

"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!"

- Kate Summers

Happiness

"Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."

- S. O’ Sade

Happiness