"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'”"
- Groucho Marx
Love
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind him is his wife."
- Groucho Marx
Love
"No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
- Groucho Marx
Awareness
"Either you run the day or the day runs you."
- Jim Rohn
Time Management
"Relentlessly prune bullshit, don’t wait to do things that matter, and savor the time you have. That’s what you do when life is short."
- Paul Graham
Time Management
"Don’t count the days, make the days count."
- Muhammad Ali
Time Management
"Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
- Sam Levenson
Time Management
"It’s not about having time. It’s about making time."
- Unknown
Time Management